I am so jealous of these guys. Every last one of them has a British Airways Gold Card from the flights to exotic destinations. They may retort with some nonsense about actually having to work when they get there, researching the designs for Highland Park whisky packaging, for example, but frankly that doesn’t wash with me. You can do that in Vietnam, or you can do it in Swindon… I know which I would choose.

Yeah, I know, in these days of carbon footprints and global warming, this is all wrong. Still, I was able to disguise my contempt rather well as we ripped up their old site and delivered something much more fun.